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Part 2
by Lazarus Poe (10/98)
Of course there's the Accidental theory: which as follows explains it:
- He takes all his time to get all his gear on perfectly, like any Undead Man would. He
does his hair last and makes sure his hair has the right amount of Death, er Dep in it.
Then he proceeds like any man to wipe his hands of the excess water and gel on the seat of
his pants. Hence, the mysterious wet spot that seems to move with him.
- All of the above occurs, minus the wiping hands on fanny, so he has spare time on his
hands to mill around backstage and he leans on whatever, not realizing that Steve Austin
was just there and doused himself with Evian. Seeing as he's wearing multiple
skivvies, he doesn't feel the cotton soak it up to the most logical place, his butt crack.
He then goes out thinking everything is okay, just to be told during a small package by
his opponent, "Taker, I hate to tell you this, You have ring around the butt
crack.." He gets so embarrassed, he gets mad, bolts into the sitting position to try
and hide that not so fresh stain. So, I think that solves 2 things, why he bolts into the
sitting position And the more elusive 'Wet Spot'
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