Joel the Mad Phat Lab Monkey

PSYCHIATRIC PROFILE

Joel the Mad Phat Lab Monkey

Gender: Male by gender, Male by reputation

Height: 6ft1. Yes, they do pile shit that high, jackass.

Weight: 135 pounds (of twisted steel and sex appeal)

Hair: Bushy and brown. Think Jim Morrisson.

Eyes: Hazel. And if I really concentrate and can fire lasers out of them.

From: Canada ("We're bigger. We're on top. If this were prison, the US would be our bitch." -Rick Mercer)

Finishing Move: Soiling himself and running away like a clown on fire 

Catch phrase: When there's time enough to do it, there's time enough to do
it half-assed

Gimmick: Slacker. College drop-out. Hippie. Go figure.

Things You Might Not Know About Joel: Learned to like Steve Austin by realizing his true gimmick: a confused little boy whose only means of reacting to things he can not comprehend is lashing out with violence. Poor lil guy.

Other Things You Might Not Know About Joel: Learned to dislike The Rock using the 12 Step Program Get De-Rocked (blatant plug) 

Favourite wrestlers: Mick Foley, Al Snow and Chris Jericho

History: Can't really remember how he stumbled upon Mad Phat Wrestling, but then again Joel lost his short-term memory back in 1994. Only knows he started tossing his silly thoughts at Chokee Slam and was made an officer in the Mad Phat Army.

Email: Joel at JoelPoirier@home.com