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Inane Man: The Mad Phat Thesaurus
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Statistics

Gender: Male.

Height: Around 5' 10", never got around to checking.

Weight: A little too much.

Hair: Brown, thinning. Wishes he had long blue Magus hair.

Eyes: Bluish.

From: Born and raised in Indiana. Currently living in Ohio.

Finishing Move: The sleeper hold. Nick falls asleep while his tag-team partner gets beat up.

Characteristics: Lazy, lovesick.

History: Found an Al Snow page with a link to Mad Phat Wrestling. It went downhill from there.

Favorite Rasslers: Mick Foley, Al Snow, The Blue Meanie, Kane, Chris Jericho, Kanyon.

Role Models: Mick Foley, Shuutarou Mendou.

Paragons of Virtue: Chris Jericho.

Favorite Fictional Characters: Shuutarou Mendou, Citan Uzuki, Cid Highwind, Breetai, Khyron, The Magus, Lucca, David Lister, Talkie Toaster.

Favorite Movies: Army of Darkness, Blazing Saddles, The Blues Brothers.

Favorite Quotes From Movies: "It's made from monkey cum, you know!"; "Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!"; "It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank a gas, half a pack a cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."; "I know about that stuff. I've been exploited all my life."

Favorite Video Games: Xenogears, Chrono Trigger, Rock N' Roll Racing, WWF Warzone.

Favorite Quote From a Video Game: "You spoony bard!"

Favorite TV shows: WWF, MST3K (any episode), Robotech (Macross episodes), Red Dwarf, Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Favorite Quotes From TV Shows: Mankind's "13 Words" speech; "Well, I guess I could see... HUH?!"; "On the other hand, we have Lister, who, and let's be fair to him, is a complete gimp."; Any use of the word "smeg".

Favorite Music Groups: The Who, Blue Oyster Cult, Uriah Heep, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Rob Zombie, Eric Clapton.

Favorite Songs: Pinball Wizard, Baba O'Riley, Pure and Easy, Godzilla, In Thee, Traveller in Time, Comfortably Numb, Another Brick in the Wall (part 2), Highway Star, Iron Man, Dragula, Layla, Bell Bottom Blues, Time and a Word.

Lyric That Best Describes Me: "And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know."

Inaneman@hotmail.com

 

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