Part 9

"I've always measured success not only by the amount of people that love you
but the ones that hate you too.
If you do something that everybody loves, it's not really worth too much."
(Marilyn Manson)

Below are the current inductees of the Mad Phat Loser Award:

Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 21:28:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: listen here you fucking asshole
To: ecrew
CC:Bostincrab@yahoo.com, unforgiven_1@bandwidth.net, LazarusPoe@aol.com, rhiannon@europa.com, Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com, inaneman@hotmail.com, kbalven@earthlink.net

Dear Mike,

Please submit all further correspondence to Mad Phat Wrestling in intelligible English, and in non-mark format.

On second thought, you are hereby banned from the internet, until further notice.

On third thought, you are also hereby banned from watching wrestling until you can understand it.

Love always,

Mad Phat Wrestling

From: hellfiregz
To: <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Kane
Date: Thu, 27 May 1999 20:22:24 +0100

Greetings

No offense of anything but you are a little bit sad...........I am MALE and a huge fan of Kane and The Undertaker but how can a girl see them as a sex symbol? These guys are men of destruction and DooM.

Your website is the crappest one of Kane I have seen by the way.........WWF.COM rules!!!

Date: Sun, 30 May 1999 10:53:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Kane
To: hellfiregz
CC: Bostincrab@yahoo.com, unforgiven_1@bandwidth.net, LazarusPoe@aol.com, rhiannon@europa.com, Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com, inaneman@hotmail.com

Dear Clueless,

--- hellfiregz wrote:
> Greetings
> No offense of anything

OF anything?? Your offense is to your own existence so you are, as a matter of fact, an offense OF something.

> but you are a little bit
> sad...........I am MALE and a huge fan of Kane and The
> Undertaker but how can a girl see them as a sex
> symbol? These guys are men of destruction and DooM

Considering you just stated that you are a MALE (though most times it is questionable), you obviously wouldn't understand a GIRL'S perspective.   Another stated fact that you speak of but have overlooked is, 'Kane' and 'Undertaker' are men and (in case you haven't hit puberty yet, the fact is) females and males find attraction in each other for various reasons.

The sadness lies in the one who cannot comprehend. You obviously do not 'get it'.

> Your website is the crappest one of Kane I have seen
> by the way.........WWF.COM rules!!!

Considering it's not a Kane site, the aforementioned sadness comment applies to you, yet again.

In the meantime, do something productive and read a book or something. The internet is plagued with grammatical and spelling errors which furthers the closing of your mind. Remember, if you need to get a point across, making sense would bring about a little more
credibility.

Sincerely,

your friends at
Mad Phat Wrestling

Date: Sun, 30 May 1999 13:01:57 -0700
From: rhiannon@europa.com
To: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Kane

> --- hellfiregz wrote:
> > Greetings
> >
> > No offense of anything
> > but you are a little bit
> > sad...........

Actually, I'm pretty happy at the moment, but when I do get sad, it's not just a little bit. I go into a full melancholy that would make Sylvia Plath (is that reference too obscure for you?)
envious.

>> I am MALE and a huge fan of Kane and The
> > Undertaker but how can a girl see them as a sex
> > symbol? These guys are men of destruction and DooM.

And your point is? Just because a guy is the Lord of Darkness (or his horrifically scarred younger brother), doesn't mean he's a eunuch, ya know. But, then, perhaps being a socially inept, prepubescent loner has skewed your world view just a bit.

* Considering you just stated that you are a MALE (though
* most times it is questionable), you obviously wouldn't
* understand a GIRL'S perspective.
* Another stated fact that you speak of but have
* overlooked is, 'Kane' and 'Undertaker' are men and (in
* case you haven't hit puberty yet, the fact is) females
* and males find attraction in each other for various
* reasons.

Including intelligence - yet another reason ol' Davey is spending his Saturday nights wedged between Mom and Dad on the sofa watching reruns of "Mama's Family."

> > Your website is the crappest one of Kane I have seen

Crappest? As in, "Every time thou speakest, thou crappest out of thy mouth?"

> > by the way.........WWF.COM rules!!!

And I'll bet you hang out in the chat room there a lot, trying to pick up women with the tried and true line, "Wanna cyber?" Tell me, does that work for you? I highly doubt it. (Just a little
hint: the "gorgeous blonde model from California" you've been cyber-sexing with for the last three weeks is actually a 45-year-old, overweight ex-plumber from Chicago named Murray.)

I concur with Chokee's suggestion that you read a book, with the proviso that the book in question be something to help you improve your woefully inadequate social skills.

All the Best,
Rhi
Official Mad Phat Pool Shark

From: hellfiregz
To: "ChokeeSlam" <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Kane REPLY
Date: Sat, 5 Jun 1999 21:57:58 +0100

Hello again........

I see I have hit a nerve on the whole Kane subject haven't I?

Look here the spelling mistakes where simply typing errors, I am not going to waste time checking my e-mails for errors because they are simply graphical data. On the other hand if it where a real letter, yes I would make sure it was correctly written.

Good point maybe I can't see your point of view, I have hit puberty and do understand that people find attractions in the oposite sex for various reasons.

My question was whether you liked Glen Jacobs or the "Kane" figure which he plays?

One other thing Glen Jacobs is currently going through a divorce with his wife and he will make sure he gets to see his daughter at all costs, even if it means leaving the WWF.

Okay I admit I was wrong on some points...... "he who admits he knows not, knows more"

Oh yes and to be politically correct I must now say:
"I do not like your website, yes I can see a lot of work and effort has been put into it, I think it is Rubbish, others may not"

Happy Now?

Goodbye and Have A Nice Day.....................................BITCH!

10-4 Hellfire[Gz]

Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 21:37:12 -0700 (PDT)
From: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Kane REPLY
To: hellfiregz
CC: Bostincrab@yahoo.com, unforgiven_1@bandwidth.net, LazarusPoe@aol.com,   rhiannon@europa.com, Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com, inaneman@hotmail.com, kbalven@earthlink.net

>Hello again........

You're busy busy as usual, I see.

>I see I have hit a nerve on the whole Kane subject
>haven't I?

Actually it seems that Mad Phat had hit a nerve with you. Unless you make it your hobby to go to sites that you dislike and write to them to tell them just that.  Perhaps you scream at a television set when you dislike the program.

>Look here

Where?

> the spelling mistakes where simply typing errors, I am
>not going to waste time checking my e-mails for errors
>because they are simply graphical data. On the other
>hand if it where a real letter, yes I would make sure
>it was correctly written.

Emails are a method of correspondence (period). What you write in your e-mails (and other methods of correspondence) is how you choose to present yourself to other people.  So based on this email, you're basically stating, 'Well, I may be illiterate but that doesn't mean I'm stupid.' Let's see what happens when you have to submit a resume via the internet and include an 'e-mail' as introductory 'graphical data'.

>Good point maybe I can't see your point of view, I have
>hit puberty and do understand that people find
>attractions in the oposite sex for various reasons.
>My question was whether you liked Glen Jacobs or
>the "Kane" figure which he plays?

Allow me to 'cut and paste' your last email.

"Greetings No offense of anything but you are a little
bit sad...........I am MALE and a huge fan of Kane and
The Undertaker but how can a girl see them as a sex
symbol? These guys are men of destruction and DooM.
Your website is the crappest one of Kane I have seen by
the way.........WWF.COM rules!!!"

If you'd like to point out exactly where you asked the question of 'do you like Glenn Jacobs or the Kane figure which he plays', then I might answer that.

>One other thing Glen Jacobs is currently going through
> divorce with his wife and he will make sure he gets to
>see his daughter at all costs, even if it means leaving
>the WWF.

This is interesting and I'm sure his wife would like to know. After all, that's only fair.

>Okay I admit I was wrong on some points......
>"he who admits he knows not, knows more"

Whatever

>Oh yes and to be politically correct I must now say:
>"I do not like your website, yes I can see a lot of
>work and effort has been put into it, I think it is
>Rubbish, others may not"

Oh and we're only on this Earth to please you. That's more rubbish for you.

> Happy Now?

We are, in fact, very happy people which of course, makes many jealous.

>Goodbye and Have A Nice
>Day.....................................BITCH!

You say bitch as if it's a bad thing.  Thankfully, you shall continue to wallow in the sad state which is your existence.

Your friends at Mad Phat Wrestling

From: ChiBoyz69
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 1999 09:45:37 EDT
Subject: I love it
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com

Your site is very cool. Thank you for dealing with these HATERS. I'm so  glad that you do it with so grace as you disrespect them with kind words (but  you guys tell them off like little bitches). Anyway with all these HATERS  I'm glad you still do what u have to do like nothing
happen. I'm a boy but i  still love Kane (only as a wrestler nothing further).   Every once in a while  you guys need good mail and you just got it- Chi