Part 8
"I've always measured success not only by the amount of people that love you
but the ones that hate you too.
If you do something that everybody loves, it's not really worth too much."
(Marilyn Manson)

THE SPEED OF STUPID

Mad Phat Wrestling does receive occasional waves of hate mail.   Sometimes they seem to reach the highest pinnacle of stupid, only to be outshone by a new piece of hate mail.

We thought the following was head scratchingly quizzical.

Since one of Mad Phat Wrestling's purposes is to bring satire to the average Earthling, we are consistently amazed at how many people JUST DON'T GET IT.

Why is it that everyone on the internet without a completely feminine sounding email address is automatically assumed male?
Also, DX constantly gesture to their crotches, does that make them gay?

Reply-To: "Naitch"
From: Naitch
To: <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Wow
Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 01:15:85 -0400

I'm reading your Wet Spot article. Your pretty sick.

My pretty what??

Reply-To: "Naitch"
From: "Naitch"
To: "ChokeeSlam" <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Wow
Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 03:32:19 -0400

How old are you?

Reply-To: "Naitch"
From: "Naitch"
To: "ChokeeSlam" <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: What??
Date: Sun, 18 Apr 1999 14:34:03 -0400

That's pretty ignorant to make fun of Wight's weight.
I'm talking about your WrestleMania review. Which was good, for a woman. And to make fun of The Rock having saggy nipples was also ignorant. I bet you got saggy nipples, too. And why do you call Test "Testes"?

Just for the record, making fun of Wight's weight and the Rock's saggy nipples is not ignorant (you should really look up the meaning of that word, or is your dictionary holding up the short leg of the couch?).  It is, however, shallow, superficial, childish, satirical, ironic, silly and obvious.
Now go get that dictionary from under the couch and look those words up.