Part 7
"I've always measured success not only by the amount of people that love you
but the ones that hate you too.
If you do something that everybody loves, it's not really worth too much."
(Marilyn Manson)

Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 15:35:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: (no subject)
To: XFaCtOr91
Cc: Bostin Crab <Bostincrab@yahoo.com>,
Jeanette Olivier <unforgiven_1@bandwidth.net>,
Lazarus Poe <LazarusPoe@aol.com>,
"Frank N. Steiner" <Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com>,
Nick Weber <inaneman@hotmail.com>

Dear XFaCtOr91:

Your email wasn't as good as other emails we've gotten.
Can't you do better?

Sincerely yours,

Chokee Slam
(& Bostin Crab)

cc: Unforgiven1
LazarusPoe
Frank N. Steiner
InaneMan

From: SK9187
Date: Sun, 11 Apr 1999 10:09:22 EDT
Subject: stuff
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com

that was really gay to make a site with fake e mails and stuff

Date: Sat, 17 Apr 1999 15:56:57 -0700 (PDT)
From: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: stuff
To: SK9187
Cc: Bostin Crab <Bostincrab@yahoo.com>,
Jeanette Olivier <unforgiven_1@bandwidth.net>,
Lazarus Poe <LazarusPoe@aol.com>,
"Frank N. Steiner" <Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com>,
Nick Weber <inaneman@hotmail.com>

Dear SK9187:

First of all, you're far too young and puerile to be using words like "gay" and "stuff."

Second of all, homophobes are unwelcome at Mad Phat Wrestling.

Therefore, you are hereby banned from reading Mad Phat Wrestling or looking at any pictures or content contained therein until further notice. Please wait for this notice.

Please also keep in mind, we have your best interest at heart.

We can only assume that you did not read the site much less, comprehend it. Therefore, the satire obviously flew right past your little underdeveloped head. Did you hear the woosh?

P.S., You tried to email some of those mock addresses, didn't you?

Sincerely,

Your friends at
Mad Phat Wrestling
Chokee Slam
Bostin Crab
Unforgiven1
Lazarus Poe
Frank N. Steiner
Inane Man