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Part 4
"I've always measured success not only by the amount of people that love you
but the ones that hate you too.
If you do something that everybody loves, it's not really worth too much."
(Marilyn Manson)
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Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 17:13:36 +0100
From: >name omitted to protect this German girl who wrote this<
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Subject: Hell
BURN IN HELL
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Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 09:04:40 -0800 (PST)
From: >name omitted to protect chokeeslam@yahoo.com<
Subject: Re: Hell
To: >That German Girl<
Cc: Bostin Crab <Bostincrab@yahoo.com>,
Jeanette Olivier <golivier@europa.com>, Lazarus Poe <LazarusPoe@aol.com>,
Nick Weber <inaneman@hotmail.com>, Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com
> BURN IN HELL
Dear Mad Phat Reader,
Thank you for your kind wishes. I will certainly accomodate this appointment and I shall
meet you there. We will have a barbecue and feast upon devil dogs, cherries jubilee,
flambč, Five Alarm Chili, buffalo wings and Thai cuisine. Please bring along some Wet
Naps and BYOB. I also suggest you bring a sense of humor. You're going to REALLY need it.P.S.
Wouldn't it be ironic that this would be considered more as a PRIVATE HELL with you
accompanying all of the Mad Phat staff??
Love always,
Chokee Slam
Mad Phat Wrestling
cc: Bostin Crab
Lazarus Poe
Unforgiven 1
Frank N. Steiner
Inane Man
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From: LazarusPoe@aol.com
Date: Thu, 18 Feb 1999 18:34:32 EST
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com, BostinCrab@aol.com
Subject: Re: Hell
Dear Mad Phataholic,
How considerate of you. I live in Michigan, Hell isn't too long of a
drive for any of the Staff from my house, mom said you could all crash in the guest room,
but since you're a stranger, you'll have to find your own accommodations. But as for the
Burning part, that's seriously out of the question, This house is smoke free, we're all
allergic, no matter what city we're in. And if you meant us as in people, well that Middle
Eastern rite isn't allowed to be practiced in Hell, MI. City limits.....Oh, you didn't
mean stogies, flaming cheese, or MI did you?...You meant Us to Burn in Hell. After careful
consideration, and checking our appointment books, unfortunately I've seen that none of us
have the time to make that very special date..So if you find you're there before us,
please feel free to say Hallo to Beelzebub, and start without us.Thank you ever so much
for keeping us in your prayers though, that's soo kind...
Love, grace and peace,
Ella The Mad Phat Bagwell Buffer.
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Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 13:23:27 +0100
From: >That "European" Chick<
To: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
CC: Bostin Crab <Bostincrab@yahoo.com>,
Jeanette Olivier <golivier@europa.com>,
Lazarus Poe <LazarusPoe@aol.com>,
Nick Weber <inaneman@hotmail.com>, Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Hell
Rest in Peace
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Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 07:48:14 -0800
From: Arlene Olivier <golivier@europa.com>
To: >you know who by now<
CC: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>,
Bostin Crab <Bostincrab@yahoo.com>,
Lazarus Poe <LazarusPoe@aol.com>,
Nick Weber <inaneman@hotmail.com>, Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Hell on earth
Dearest >So and So<,I thank thee for thy sentiments. I indeed did rest in peace,
last night. I awoke refreshed and ready to start a new cozy day in Stygian, The Prison of
Hell. Milord 'Taker sends his regards, as does the Motley Madphat Crew, accompanying me.
Blessed be the Vitae of House Phenom. Blessings of the Lord of Darkness, upon you my
childe. Embrace the Purity of Evil, and never, NEVER, E-E-e-e-e-VER share a twix candy
bar. It may bring forth the apocalypse.
Yours in the Ministry,
Unforgiven1
Jeanette Gogan-Olivier
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From: LazarusPoe@aol.comAdd to Address Book
Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 14:33:04 EST
To: >this is getting redundant<
Cc: chokeeslam@yahoo.com, Bostincrab@yahoo.com, golivier@europa.com, inaneman@hotmail.com,
Frank_N_Steiner@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Hell
Ode to >redundant<
There once was a Mad Phat Stalker who wrote,
'Burn in Hell,' and the Staff laughed at the joke.
She got really Pissed,
and replied 'Rest in Peace.'
These are the wits, we look forward to most.
Love, grace and peace,
Ella The Mad Phat Bagwell Buffer.
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Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 13:36:04 +0100
From: >old what's her face<
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Subject: Re Hell
That with Burn in Hell was a joke OK!
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Date: Fri, 19 Feb 1999 20:47:27 -0800 (PST)
From: ChokeeSlam <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Re Hell
To: >here we go again<
Cc: Bostin Crab <Bostincrab@yahoo.com>,
Jeanette Olivier <golivier@europa.com>, Lazarus Poe <LazarusPoe@aol.com>,
Nick Weber <inaneman@hotmail.com>
Dear Mad Phat Reader,
Aw, now girl, you should know some jokes don't travel well across the internet, especially
ones that aren't very good. By the way, I don't believe that it was a joke. Also, I want
it to be hate mail, therefore, I dub it as that.
Love and Calamari,
Chokee Slam and
the Belligerent Mad Phat Staff
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