Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 07:19:53 -0700 (PDT)
From: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: hi i think your funny
To: Joebob4702
Hey Joe Bob Jimmy Joe Jim Bob Jed,
Thank you for your intelligent commentary. I would have written sooner but I was too busy laughing at the
inanity of the email.
> But I think your a g$y F$gg it.
A 'cigarette butt' it? By the way, please learn the proper use of possessives and
contractions. Look up 'YOUR' and 'YOU'RE' before you decide to write another
email and destroy the English language you so desperately try to avoid learning.
> Someone should choke slam you. Than have the Undertaker put you six feet under
Choke slam THAN have the UT put me six feet under? I didn't know there was a choice. Least we not forget that
those acts are of course entirely illegal and I don't think that the UT has time to fulfill this request. Then
again, you are such an important body of existence in this life (judging from your mental capabilities) that
I'm sure he would LOVE to cater to you.
Pardon me a second.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyways, I wouldn't mind a choke slam considering it requires their hands being firmly placed on my butt and
my hand on their shoulder in order to execute it. Of course, unless, you (mark) didn't know (mark) how it was
(mark) actually done? (mark)
> and you should BURN
> IN HELL.........
considering Hell is supposed to be a hot place (I do mean literally and not figuratively, however, we as
mortals wouldn't know, right?), what else would one do but burn or feel uncomfortably footchy? This information
was entirely futile because it was obvious. So, what is your point?
> From the real Lord of Darkness...
the darkness that is your l'il bedroom because your mommy turned the lights out for you.
Don't forget to say your prayers also.
> Ps. Hell has Relocated!!
yes, we know.. it relocated in your pants which brings about all the anger and frustrations and disdain for
someone you don't even know.
Please try to enjoy life a bit more. Considering it can only get worse for you, the best thing to do is.. LAUGH
(at yourself of course. That is the FIRST step in stepping out of the 'stick-up-my-ass' dilemma you are
immersed in.)
Have fun!
Sincerely,
your friends at
Mad Phat Wrestling
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From: LazarusPoe@aol.com
Date: Thu, 26 Aug 1999 02:02:27 EDT
Subject: Re: Lay off
To: Thesnake9
Dear Snake,
In regards to your e-post, I wanted to let you know that The Mad Phat Army and I are honored that you thought that
we're so
important that Ted Turner and Eric Bischoff would actually let us have a
say in who got Laid Off in the WCW.
Although we strongly agree with you that Hogan has well passed his time as a competent wrestler, we wanted you to know that you
sent your request to the wrong establishment. And when you send this petition
to get Hogan Laid Off to the WCW, please put our names on it too.
Love, grace and peace,
Capt. Misanthrope
Be, as sarcastic as you can be...in the Mad Phat Army
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