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Part 11
"I've always measured success not only by the amount of people that
love you
but the ones that hate you too.
If you do something that everybody loves, it's not really worth too much."
(Marilyn Manson)
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From: "Rick" <rsobus>
Subject: hollywood hogan tribute
Date: Tue, 13 Jul 1999 17:35:51 -0500
hey i just finished goin to your page and well its the greatest site ive ever visited well no it wasnt it was a joke what a waste of TIME Just thought id send you some words of my own..HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN IS THE MAN THE ICON AND THE MAN THAT MADE WRESTLING WHAT IT IS TODAY
HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 11:44:55 -0400 (EDT)
From: <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: hollywood hogan tribute
To: Rick <rsobus>
Dear Rsobus,
Thank you for your correspondence.
Based on your email and your discontent with the web site, Mad Phat
Wrestling, we suppose we have no other choice but to cease working on
this site because we are unable to provide entertainment to you.
We are able to entertain a great majority of other people on this
Earth, however, but that's insignificant. Only your opinion matters so we shall shut down Mad Phat Wrestling.
By the way, if you believe this email, then you will also believe that
we actually care what you think. So, as long as you're in that
vacuous frame of mind, we'd just like to tell you that we love
you.
Really!
By the way, it's pretty sad that you have so much time on your hands
to waste therefore triggering the bitterness in your life. Might we
suggest a hobby? Collecting cereal boxes perhaps?
Thank you again. We did have a nice day, as a matter of fact. I'm sure
you made that happen since you have this uncanny yet profound and
itchy effect on our lives.
Sincerely,
Mad Phat Wrestling
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| From: RasMg449
Date: Wed, 7 Jul 1999 01:24:19 EDT
Subject: OWEN
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Hey, I would really suggest that you remove that negative stuff about Owen
Hart for your website. I know it may be lighthearted, but it is not right
to keep it up there/
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Date: Fri, 9 Jul 1999 07:29:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
To: RasMg449
Actually, you should rephrase your 'request' to, 'I would really suggest that you be a
hypocrite and take
back everything you said about Owen Hart only because he died. As a matter of fact, take back everything you said
about the other wrestlers because HEY, they're going to die also. Actually don't do ANYTHING at all, because
EVERYONE in this world is going to die.'
You don't get the satire, obviously.
-Mad Phat Wrestling
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From: "john miller" <eyore>
To: <chokeeslam@yahoo.com>
Subject:
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 1999 00:45:02 -0500
what are you talking about?????????/
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Date: Fri, 20 Aug 1999 10:15:13 -0700 (PDT)
From: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
To: john miller <eyore>
Dear Mr. Miller,
Can you please be more vague in your request? The onslaught of witty expressions and words of literary
genius enabled me to entirely peruse through every nook and cranny of your thoughts.
Please refrain from these literary outbursts in the future for the world is just not prepared for a writer
of your caliber.
Sincerely,
Mad Phat Wrestling
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