"I've always measured success not only by the amount of people that love you
but the ones that hate you too.
If you do something that everybody loves, it's not really worth too much."
(Marilyn Manson)

you are so fucking retarded so is your site
and so is kane lol lol

HEY! Thanks for the negative feedback! We were 
waiting for this to happen. 

You're the true vulgarian with a penchant for run-ons,
aren't you?

However, we were a little confused as to why you were
laughing because you hadn't written anything humorous.
We feel a bit left out. Please let us in on the joke. 
We'd like a good laugh as well.

Your friends,
Chokee Slam &
Bostin Crab

you are an idiot and a queer

Dear Sir/Madam:

Thank you for your interest in Mad Phat Wrestling.
We have been waiting for a letter writer of your 
caliber for some time now.

You can be sure that Mad Phat Wrestling will always 
bring you up-to-date wrestling satire in a friendly,
easy to use web format.

Your correspondence is important to us, that's why 
we've chosen to publish it in our very site at NO COST TO YOU!
Your letter will be immortalized on our site for all 
Mad Phat fans to view and enjoy.

Thank you again for your support.  Please feel free to 
submit more of your thoughtful and insightful comments 
for future publication to Mad Phat Wrestling.

Remember: Mad Phat Wrestling cares about you, and your 
opinions, as mundane as they may be.

Sincerely,

Bostin Crab & Chokee Slam