Part 2
The following is a testament to the tenacity of our fans.
They are obviously more fearless than we are.
We thank them.

We went to a WWF house show in Pittsburgh last night. We thought  you might like to hear about it, since we made fun of some of the  wrestlers (respecfully...kinda) to their faces.

When Kenny showed up, he stopped right below us and had his car  window down to talk to a security guard about parking. So, we felt  obligated to scream, "Shammy!!!" right into his window. When he got out  of his car, he gave us a good ol' FU hand gesture. We were proud. Then  Dan Severn arrived and Chick yelled, "You look like a washing machine!"  You're right, he *does* have really small feet. We wonder how he can  walk on them without toppling over. They're like little stubs. Boss Hog is a lot thinner in person. I guess the camera *does* add 10   pounds...or more in his case.

We were there mainly because we wanted to see Edge (we like him a  lot), but he didn't show up after we'd been waiting for him for a long  while. We found out from a security guard that he was the first one to  arrive, so we missed seeing him go in. But I have a friend who's  friends with Bob Holly, and she said that they usually leave right after  their matches. So we left after Edge's match...and of course (because  God hates us), his was the first match and we missed the whole show   (damn that no reentry rule!). But it was worth it because he talked to  us and took pictures with us and stuff...but that's another story.

Anywho, we were standing outside freezing our butts off when Dan  "The Washing Machine" Severn came out to his car. Some other fans were  trying to talk to him, or even get him to wave (we didn't really care  much about him, but said hi anyway), but he just ignored them. He  didn't even look up. What a jerk (but I suppose that when you're that  big, you can afford to be a jerk)! So Chick yelled, "Wash my clothes!"  I don't think he liked that very much.

Then Bob Holly came out and we had a "Happy B-Day Bob Holly" sign that we held up for him. I told him who I was and he said that his friend had told him about me. I chatted with Bob for a while, then Edge came out with Gangrel. If you think Fang Boy's ugly on TV, you should see him in person. He looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit *every* branch on the way down! We yelled, "Adam! Adam!" (Edge's real name), and he came over to talk to us. Gangrel then started to mock us by saying, "Adam, Adam, Adam" in a whiny, high pitched voice. We now have respect for him for making fun of us so effectively. And he actually did a pretty good impression of us. We were impressed. Adam knew who I was and talked to us and gave us special treatment (like personalized autographs instead of just his name) because he indirectly  knew me. Chick yelled at him for signing my message board (which he did because Bob's friend told him to), but not hers (we both have Edge  pages). He looked sad and apologized and Chick told him she was just  joking. He and Bob are really nice. Adam seems to have a pretty good
sense of humor.

We too have noticed that Testes has an exceptionally large package, and have been making fun of him for quite some time. When he arrived, he was wearing a fanny pack. I think he has a hole in the back of it, and his jeans were unzipped, and he was using it to store his ample mound in. Just a theory.

I hope you like our story! If not, sorry to have wasted your time. Your site has a link on both of our Edge pages...just in case you were curious.

Luv,
Jezabel
Webmistress of the Adam Copeland Drool Page:
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/adamcopeland/index.html

&
Chick
Webmistress of Edge 6:32 - Double the Man
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/632edge/index.html