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become staff": From: "Nick Weber"
<inaneman@hotmail.com>
To: chokeeslam@yahoo.com
Subject: Had me laughing like Gangrel
Date: Sun, 06 Dec 1998 18:37:14 PST
I think I figured out what was so damn funny that Gangrel keeps cracking up about.
Your wrestling reviews have got to be some of the most hilarious things on the
internet. And, unlike most wrestling web pages, you use correct spelling and know
how to use the SHIFT KEY!
I arrived to your site off a link from DDT Digest for an Al Snow fan page, but I
was pleasanty surprised to see a site dedicated to my favorite of the competing
rassling organizations. Not only that, but the humor is astoundingly hilarious. And
you appear to be MICK FOLEY FANS!! Nothing I like to see more than a nice Sockoble
Claw! I am also extremely glad to see that I am not the only one who DISlikes the
"DUMB-ASS BILLY GUNN"
Anyway, I am absolutely enthralled with the immense ammounts of jest and
merriment that your site has given me.
Who is this odd person who has given you praise in the form of thesaurus-speak,
you may ask? (then again, I may be annoying you half to death, and you will not
respond to this mail, just like many others have done to me so many times before)
Well, I'm just Nick ("The Thesaurus"), your average Mick Foley, Al Snow,
and Jim Duggan fan. (Alas, poor Hacksaw. I'll miss the big lug. Now I've lost
any reason I once had to watch the money pit from Atlanta)
Anyway, as an amatuer WWF humorist (today I feel REALLY amatuer), (I'm just
emitting idiot-waves right now, aren't I'?) I just wanted to give a tip of the (I
don't have a hat handy, but for some reason there is a scythe in the room) scythe to
you.
"Cactus" Nick,
Whose sole piece of WWF humor lies on his computer, for fear that SVAM will get his
name wrong again.
Write back, (I'm bored now that Heat's over)
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