ENEMY5

THE BIO OF IMPENDING DOOM AND APOCLYPSE

Name: Enemy5

Height: 5' 2"

Weight: Wait?? Can't wait!!!

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Flipped Backwards in an Undertaker fashion

From: I am in your closet, near your refrigerator, or on your couch Monday nightsFinishing Move: The Cross-Armbreaker (The weak submission that "Lightning Foot"Jerry Flynn uses in wCw)

Favorite Wrestlers: Mick Foley, Ken Shamrock, Raven, Kidman, Chris Jericho, Steve Blackman, Hollywood Hulk Hogan (HULKAMANIA 4-LIFE!), Kane, Undertaker, VinceMcMahon, Edge, Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, Bad Ass Billy Gunn, and yes, even Chyna

Favorite Quote:
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SPHINCTERS IS PUTTING ME IN THE ZONE!!!!!!!! IT'S FIVE-KNUCKLE SHUFFLE TIME!!!!!! - X-Pac

Wrestlers I hate: Goldberg, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dan Severn, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner, K-Dawg

Favorite Video Games: Excitebike, WCW/nWo Revenge, WWF Warzone, Mega Man Series,Legend of Zelda 3: A Link to the Past

Favorite Bands: Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Marlyn Manson, White Zombie, KoRn, OldMetallica, Old Offspring, Bush, Dinosaur Jr., Garbage, Ugly Kid Joe

Favorite TV Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, News Radio, WCW & WWF wrestling

Favorite Song: "Inna-Godda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly (If this was my wrestling theme, I would use all of the 17 min of the song to get to the ring)

History: I remembered watching WWF back a few years, and stopping after forgetting Raw was on for 3 months in a row (I was young). Then one day I was flipping through the channels, and I saw wrestling again. It was a steel cage, and either Sting or Kane was on the top. I began watching again the following week. I was hooked. Six months later, I was on a newsboard, and I followed a few links. I reached the funniest site on the internet, here at Mad Phat.

Note from Editor BC: Here, Enemy5 would like to showcase his friend, Jarius White's artwork (click on thumbnail for the full view):

Email: Enemy5 at kbalven@earthlink.net