Reviewed by Chokee Slam
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| Thanks to MagentaDX's keen detective work (or stalking abilities), she had
informed us that Sean Waltman (now known as X-Pac) and Jerry Lynn (now known as ... Jerry
Lynn) had bit parts in a movie together. It was called Crossing the Bridge and starred
this guy who played the gay dude in Threesome and the annoying Stephen Baldwin who was
also in Threesome as an annoying jock. However, in Crossing the Bridge, he plays.. an
annoying jock.
This movie's plot centers on three individuals who are uncertain of their direction in
life. They are obnoxious and without much depth. Therefore we really couldn't feel sorry
for them when they were somewhat enticed by an offer to smuggle drugs across the Canadian
border.
Still, the only reason we watched this movie was to watch Sean and Jerry in their
cinematic splendor.
In the following shots, one of the three individuals decides to just pick a fight with
some High School Seniors. Sean played High School Senior number 3 and Jerry played High
School Senior number 2. We don't really care about number 1.
(Please note that these pics are in thumbnail format, so you can click on them for
a bigger picture and download them if you want to for any insane reason... B.C.) |
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Check out little Waltman behind that oblivious neanderthal. This is a special
moment for Jerry for he's got his arm in the scene. WOW. |
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Perhaps the neanderthal didn't like Jerry's girl hairstyle so that's why he's getting
ready to pop him one. |
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There's the swing. 'GET A HAIRCUT, YOU!' Sean realizes what is happening and is
partially looking to oblivion. |
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Jerry's scene is over for now. He probably timbered over like a tree and Sean takes
great offense to this. |
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Sean is preparing to do a stunt! That means extra in his day's pay, you know. |
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Like the true agile athlete that Sean is, he tries for a leap frog onto the
neanderthal's back. |
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Nice corduroys, Sean! |
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But alas, he is overcome. |
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This is when Jerry got up after getting beat up the first time, to try to get a second
shot at getting beat up. |
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Jerry manages to do something in this scene. Well, he managed to keep his hair curly
and messy. |
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Meanwhile, Sean is being introduced to the bumper of the car. |
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And since he's not positively introduced yet, he's getting introduced again. |
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And again. |
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What happened here. |
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WHOA, there's Jerry's leg, audience! He's not pointing his toes though. Look at the
motivation that his leg is emoting in this one small scene. |
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Then Jerry gets pounced on some more. |
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And more. |
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And more. |
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Finally, the big lug left them alone. And you better not come back again, y'hear! Or
else they're really gonna make your fists really sore with their face! |
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This is when Jerry spoke his first lines. He said, 'cough-cough' He must have muttered
to Sean, 'come on, let's get our 100 bucks and buy us those wrestling tights we were
looking at in K-Mart.' |
| Unfortunately that was their only scene which left us mighty disappointed.
We still necked it out through the rest of the movie waiting for them to make another
appearance, as the VENGEFUL high school seniors. Alas, it was a nay. So it was up to
our imagination (our best friend). The following are scenes in which we were waiting for
Sean and Jerry to ... run in, run through, land in, glide in, drive-by, jog by, walk very
fast by, flounce through, flash by or streak by. (Oh, you WISH! ...B.C.)
(I'm not the only one who wishes! ...C.S.)
But thanks to the tweeking of photos, we are able to hopefully relay what our wishes
were for this movie to you, the Mad Phat audience. |
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