Chokee Slam: The Mad Phat Kane Chaser

Statistics:

Gender: Female

Height: 5 ft 4 inches OR 5 ft. 7 inches (with platforms) OR 5 ft. 11 inches (standing on top of a chair)

Weight: 110

Hair: Black

Eyes: yes

From: parts unknown

Finishing Move: The Chokee Slam… (she chokes on her own saliva when babbling and SLAM, she hits the floor from violent coughing fits)

History: Chokee Slam began her reign of terror trampling through the AOL WWF Superstars Message Boards under the name Ciggie Pak. She was clothed in black tights, HUGE platform shoes, a choker, a few rings, Victoria Secret's underwear, basic black socks, sometimes a fiery red shirt, perhaps a sombrero and a poncho, a bra (of course)and a sharp and biting wit. She and her infrequent tag team partner, Bostin Crab blazed through the boards, firing snide, obnoxious, and often hilarious comments to other posting AOL members.

But due to her FUNNY yet dry sense of humor, she was banned from AOL. (Also because some tight ass reported her, most likely a person Ciggie took down a few pegs). Well, they just closed her account. Wrongfully so.. here were the words used which resulted in being 'reported' by uptight individuals: 'tit', 'poontang', 'wet spot…. Family jewels' and finally 'ASS'. Now we all know that ASS is such a common word now. It's so common, the CHILDREN even refuse to use it. It's heard ASS frequently in primetime ASS television, on ASS radio and blurted from practically any CHILD ASS who watches the WWF!! ASS also, the WWF has a character called MR. ASS!!!! How about that ASS?

Well.. AOL took it upon themselves to not FIGHT or stand up for what was considered right or wrong, let alone have the discretion to justify right and wrong, and not face up to plugged up matronly types (who feel they have the right to decide for the WORLD what they should be viewing or listening to or reading) (AND mind you, whose children are the ones who are posting racist, bigoted, shallow, homophobic and hateful messages) but..whatever. Oh another thing, the 'tit' and 'ass' comment was text copied from other people's posts. And whether she was the first to use those words or not, AOL didn't want to face the heat.

So Ciggie decided to resurface, shed new skin… and became Chokee Slam (*cough* *choke*). She still wears the same black pants, the choker, the vic secret's undies (no wet spot on it though) (and a new pair, not the same ones she had as her Ciggie Pak persona… I wish I could say the same for Justin BradShaw), the platform boots, occassional red shirt, perhaps a butterfly clip or two.. a ski mask, a panty on the head (oh wait, that's an upcoming character..) and she and her partner in crime, Bostin Crab decided to wage WAAAAAR and create the MAD PHAT WRESTLING PAGE, where there can be a free for all, Dungeon matches, Hell in the Kitchen matches, In Your Bathroom matches, Raid the Fridge match, The No Hold's Barred Sit on the Couch & Watch Wrestling Match, BootieSlam, and any and all uncensorable entertainment.

And it's through censorship that we became stronger and felt the need to GET IN PEOPLE'S FACES (we have breath mints, don't worry) and at the same time, partake in sharing OUR different views of one of our favorite pasttimes, professional wrestling.

She also enjoys music (Marilyn Manson, Monster Magnet, PJ Harvey..), movies, Hong Kong movies, GOOD FOOD, writing, reading, just plain ole being CREATIVE, collecting frig magnets, plucking her eyebrows and analyzing various cereal boxes. (You can all take a guess at which ones are her REAL interests..) ('but my eyebrows are very structured')….

Just remember, we all have different senses of humors, different opinions, we're all individuals and everyone has a right to say what's on their mind and I respect that. But when we find people who UNDERSTAND us in spite of the differences, it's all the more better.

PEACE UP and WORD OUT.

Chokee Slam