The Mad Phat Snow Flake Also Known As: The Chosen One

Statistics:

Gender: Female

Height: 5 ft 5 inches (or taller with platform shoes...)

Weight: None of your business!

Hair: Red, like fire.

Eyes: Crossed, dark circles and bloodshot from looking at this damn monitor/

From: The Land of Dairy Queen (We treat you RIGHT)

Finishing Move: At the end of the match, I allow my opponent to put me in the Boston Crab then I pound the mat like a baby (... that's it)

Catch Phrase: Whatever doesn't kill me will most likely really really hurt and make me cry like a three-year-old.

Things You Might Not Know About Bostin Crab:   I'm Chokee Slam's biggest fan; I'm a closet D'Lo Brown mark; I'm probably older than you think.

History: Bostin Crab started out her career on the heels of Ciggie Pak's reign of terror over the AOL WWF Superstars Message Boards. She obnoxiously pointed out spelling mistakes and incorrect grammar usage, much to the chagrin of the illiterates on the message board. She actually made one friend. (really!)

She also was frequently mistaken for Ciggie. Many AOLers thought that Ciggie and Bostin were the same person! NOT TRUE!!!! I may have multiple personalities, but neither Ciggie, nor Chokee are any of them!

Here is a list of my alternate personalities: Bostin Crab (Mad Phat Snow Flake also known as The Chosen One), Akai Chan (Hong Kong Movie Buff), Triangle Girl (Super Heroine), Max (BC as a child, a fun-loving tom-boy -- occasionally I revert back to this one), and Theresa (boring stiff who has to work in an office to pay the bills).

She was unjustly (?) harrassed on AOL as well. Two things that got Bostin harrassed the most were talking about the Undertaker's wet spot and Stone Cold Steve Austin's jelly roll, making fun of the Rock's speech pattern didn't earn her to many friends either.

Well, after the unfair booting of Ciggie Pak, Bostin became completely uninterested in the WWF Superstars Message Board on AOL. SCREW YOU AOL!!!! (by the way, posting that exact message on the board, earned Bostin a Terms of Service warning from AOL)... sheesh! (it took all of 20 minutes for them to discover it). Now I ask you, what's wrong with saying that?  Damn fascists.

I actually have many hobbies besides professional wrestling, but lately, due to our involvement in this website, Chokee and I seem to do very little else in our spare time other than watching wrestling on tape, getting pay-per-views, going to wrestling events and reading professional wrestling magazines... aaahhhh ... I fear I'm losing my mind for good...

I enjoy YUMMY FOOD most of all! There's nothing better than sneaking into a movie theater with a whole back-pack full of smuggled foodage! (p.s., we live in New York City, so movie theater food is pretty darned expensive... you have to fill out a loan application just to get a giant-sized popcorn!) One day, during a Hong Kong film festival, Bostin Crab (under the identity of Akai Chan), Chokee Slam and Frank N. Steiner actually snuck (is that a word?) into the Cinema Village with a half a dozen steamed buns, bags of chips, chocolate covered pretzels, corn nuts AND several bottles of Snapple iced tea with ginseng... well, it was a double feature.

When not eating or watching wrestling, we eat while watching wrestling... naaahhhh... just kidding... I enjoy Hong Kong movies, some Japanese animation, making pretty websites on my computer, browsing the web for information about Jerry Lynn (good luck!). I'm also interested in a career in sarcasm, but I'm afraid it doesn't pay very well, because I don't have a degree. I'd also like to practice potty humor on the side, but that's just a dream.

Well, that's all you could possibly need to know about Bostin Crab (or could possibly want to know either)...

Hugs & Kisses,

Bostin Crab {===The Mad Phat Snow Flake AKA The Chosen One

P.S. to Al Snow: You're one of my favorite wrestler, but please don't hurt yourself for us (the fans), we're not worth it, oh, and don't think I'm a psychopath, my therapist says I'm not.

P.S. to Jerry Lynn.  You're another one of my favorite wrestlers.  I saw you at the ECW arena once, I waved to you, and you waved back...  heh... that was cool.  And I don't think you look like an alien, Chokee does.

P.S. to Lanth Thtorm: Please don't hurt me. I just have very low self esteem, and it makes me feel special to make jokes about you. But I like you man, really!

P.S. to Tommy Dreamer: Please don't pound my head into a bloody mess (I'm sure Lanth already will have taken care of that by the time YOU get to me). Just remember, I'm just some defenseless chick suffering from a heavy dose of sarcasm... let me take you out for Whitecastles some day!  On second thought, I'm poor, and I don't think I can afford to feed you.  Say, lend me $20 I'll take you out to dinner... Better yet, lend me $50 I want to take you some where nice.

P.S. to Kaney: Nice Butt!

Now I'm really out of here! ... later all...